“If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not buy sarcastic teeshirts?”

I think Shakespeare said that.

…okay, maybe not.  Just click on the picture to go to the shop, okay?

“If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not buy sarcastic teeshirts?”

I think Shakespeare said that.

…okay, maybe not. Just click on the picture to go to the shop, okay?

The second design.  Click on the photo to go to the shop.

Here in the UK, not handing your encryption keys to the police if they ask for them is an offense. Telling them that you don’t have the key — or that the file in question is just random numbers — is not an excuse.

(If an officer demands the key to decrypt this shirt, don’t worry: this is a legal shirt. You can tell him, quite truthfully, that it shows the start of my PGP key.)

The second design. Click on the photo to go to the shop.

Here in the UK, not handing your encryption keys to the police if they ask for them is an offense. Telling them that you don’t have the key — or that the file in question is just random numbers — is not an excuse.

(If an officer demands the key to decrypt this shirt, don’t worry: this is a legal shirt. You can tell him, quite truthfully, that it shows the start of my PGP key.)

Here it is.  The first design.  Click on the picture to see how it looks on shirts, mugs, badges, bags, and ducks.

Why 4,619,873? No-one really knows how many CCTV cameras there are in the UK. The one thing I can say with relative certainty is: 4619873 is the wrong number. (In which case, if you don’t live in the UK, it doesn’t need to stop you buying a shirt.)

Here it is. The first design. Click on the picture to see how it looks on shirts, mugs, badges, bags, and ducks.

Why 4,619,873? No-one really knows how many CCTV cameras there are in the UK. The one thing I can say with relative certainty is: 4619873 is the wrong number. (In which case, if you don’t live in the UK, it doesn’t need to stop you buying a shirt.)